"Gold Digger"

I'm finally on a roll and fully recovered from my breakdown. (more details in book)  I'm running a big job, just sold myself out to sell a script to this really big producer who doesn't have minorities in his tv shows or on his credits as writers.

(The producer pretty much told me to either sell him the tv show episodes or he'll change them around and steal the idea from me. Oh and He doesn't give minorities writing credit)

 But they did pay really well, enough to buy me my brand new Altima.

This week is really looking up for me, not only is it Saturday (which means no scheduling till Sunday night) but I have a date with this really exotic beautiful sexy back up dancer. Yep, this fat ugly mutt I call a face got me a 3rd date with my dancing beauty.

( when a girl does a lap dance for you on the second date of course the 3rd date is a greenlight)

Were both dressed for the night,  I have a pretty good night lined up for us. ( I try not to tell the date too much, I like to suprise and be romantic, Yes I know both don't exist in LA these days)

Were on the road when my cell phone rings. It's one of my guards something about one of the gaurds for the night just picked up a hooker and took her back to and he didn't pay her for their service,  so now the pimp brought his posse on my set looking for the guard.

(This is why I will never ever run a huge show again. All you find out there are recycled  guards with really bad habits and are total fuck ups!!)

I"m trying to listen to my guard talking who's really starting to freak out on the phone. I pull into a McDonalds driveway so I can hear and pay attention to the conversation much better. I notice this awful look my daate throws at me.

GIRL: No way are you going to buy me McDonalds, I don't do fast food honey. Look at my body, does this say fast food nation?

I put my index finger up (something I always hated when Ad's do when your asking them a question on set, they act  as they're talking to  someone on their headset) I just wanted her to hold on one second.

GIRL: Don't give me that look, you sold 2 scripts and this is how you treat me? I deserve better for my Lap dance performance last night, At least be a gentleman and take me somewhere with class. As it is, you sold out your last name to get your shit  sold.

(What the fuck is up with me being a sell out? This is the second person who's told me this on a date)

Now I'm not paying any attention to my guy on the phone and listening more to this girl. I realized it's not me that she fell for, but what I have or maybe what I did.

I hang up the phone with my guy still chatting away.

ME: I have to cancel this date, having some problems at work that I need to take care of.

(I lied, I lost interest in this girl, It's very easy for me to lose interest in a girl. I once dumped this girl cause she took a dump after sex, then again the restroom was next to my bedroom)

The girl realized that I wasn't taking her to McDonalds when I called the place to cancel my reservation. I drop the girl home.

GIRL:Look,  I'm so sorry if I freaked back there, I didn't mean what I said. I did a few lines today so I'm still like a little well you know.

( I hate druggies, but damn does she make that outfit she's wearing loook very erotic and sexy. Nothing more of a turn on when a girl has her boobs flashing. Yummm! Man I'm so tempted to make this date last the night and enjoy another ngiht of lap dance excitement. Temptations a bitch!)

ME: You didn't kill the date, I have a situation at work and have to go and put this fire out before anyone from production shows up. I need to take care of my bread and butter.

( which was actually true)

After 2 weeks of ignoring her calls I start to get the "Everyone wants her and I lost the best thing ever to come into my life" messages. She even had the actor guy who she found to replace me call me to congratulate  me for moving on. It's funny I ran into that actor who is pretty well known now and told him I was the guy who he called that one night. We both laughed about it he asked if I wouldn't briing this up to his wife who was his girlfriend at the time of my replacement. i tell him what I tell other celebs. " I didn't see, hear or say anything" After that day we  became friends, even to this day.

 So much for love and Romance in LA tonight, Oh well, I guess I'll go back to finding myself a church girl... Ummm wait did that already and only found lies and no sex. Good thing Red Devils pizza is open late and Netflix has good movies to stream to help me thru the night