Tuesday, April 12, 2011

"Another Asshole!"

So anyone who's worked at the location Club Med, which is located out in the deserts of Lancaster

 (You already know how I feel about Lancaster. If not read the earlier blogs)

Club Med is seen in tons of movies, one of the greatest that everyone still talks about is "The Devils Rejects" from that asshole Rob Zombie (reason why he's an asshole is in the book) You know the scene where they take that family hostage in the hotel room out in the desert and the girl getting smashed into a truck on the road, well this is the place. Were out here  for this movie called Chasing 3000. I have a picture of that film crew in my pics, if you look closely you can see one of the actors Rory Culkin.

I come in the morning to relieve my guard, of course I'm not doing security on this day, I'm doing transportation. I drive in and let my guy go, he tells me the story of the guy staying in the place pulled a baseball bat on him. When My guy was there doing his rounder at night he would flash his lights all around the building. No one told me about anyone staying there, so when he would flash his light on this one particular building the old man staying there got really mad. So mad that he threaten my guard with a baseball bat.

I let my guy go and head over to the catering for some breakfast. This dirty smelling old man approaches me.

MAN: Hey, you seen that nigger security guard?

ME: What?

MAN: I'm told your the security guy in charge of these niggers roaming around my property.

ME: Nigger?

MAN: That's right nigger! You look brown, maybe your a nigger too.

ME: Are you that Redneck dumb fuck who pulled a baseball bat on my guard last night?

MAN: What you call me boy?

He spits his chew on the ground.

ME: You heard what I said girl!

MAN: My bat is for mexi's and niggers alike!

ME: Really, my forty five is for Redneck smelly homeless looking cousin fucking dicks like you!

The old man gets crazy, shouting and stomping the dirt from the ground. People from the crew are starting to surround us. The old man grabs a plastic fork from the table. I automatically reach for my knife hooked to my belt.  The crew decides to step inbetween us now. I was told that I was never welcomed on his property ever again. (like that dick weed is really going to remember me) Here I thought Meth heads like  Derek from Sable ranch film location was the only Red neck asshole! Your not alone Derek!!