Are Gamers that Lonely on Xbox?

So since there might be a possible actor strike; work is going to be very slow, I don't really have much to do but play Xbox live late at night. While playing Xbox you meet all types of characters, don't get me wrong there are a few cool people but wow it's like a place where people go to vent their anger and racist issues.

 (I kid you not)

 Now if you play with me on Xbox you know I talk trash but of course only when trash is spoken at me first. I’m a Writer so trash talking is going to be expected from me at times. Most of the time I just keep my mic muted and listen to all the bullshit that flies around in the rooms. But if your friends with me then you know that I'll call you a bitch, and a ho and all the other usual good stuff. One thing about Xbox is that I never thought people were so desperate to be liked.
So here I am playing with friends and this one guy who always plays with my girl (fritoliciousluv) joins our party.
 Xbox has this thing where you can talk to up to 8 people at once it’s their party chat. What Xbox needs to do is bring back the party chat for Netflix, I remember having some really fun and full parties in the Netflix party chat.
 So no biggie, I don’t talk to the guy. But my girl keeps answering questions that I never asked her. I had to ask " Did I miss a conversation that we were having or something cause you keep answering questions. She tells me that  she's talking to the guy who joined the room "OBEYxSHREWd" (that's his gamer tag) I let her know that I can't hear him. She tells me that he muted me and doesn't like me. Loll! Muted me? Doesn't like me? I don't even know the guy. Now if your going to join someone's chat room don’t mute the host and since I'm the host I boot the guy out of the party

(that just made him hate me more. Like Jack burton says "what the hell")

I don't even know the guy nor do I chat with him so why would I want someone in my room who doesn't like me or mutes me. Of course after I booted the guy my girl gets upset and that's when my Xbox mail starts to receive messages from "OBEYxSHREWd" guy who lives in Apple Valley, CA. First start pouring in the friend’s request but if I’m in a serious game I don't do my friends request too much later or in between breaks of the game. This guy had no patience cause he just kept sending me friend request one after another. Then the messages started to fill up my mailbox.

 First it was 19 messages of...

 "Why don't you want to be my friend, you think your too cool for me"

 Followed with over 17 messages of....

 "I don’t want you to hear what me and your girl talk about on Xbox it's none of your biz"

 Next came 30 messages of....

 "Fuck you your an asshole"

 At first it was annoying cause every time someone sends you a message it pops up on the TV screen and when you’re in a serious game well it just throws off your concentration. After so many messages I pretty much laughed about it and never responded, wait I lie I did respond twice telling him to fuck off and get a life.

160 messages later I get the...

 "Why don't you want to be friends with me? I don't get it"

 Yeah what you should do guy is get a fucking life and take the hint I don't want to be friends with you! You’re a fucking obsessive psycho desert Rat! I know that Apple Valley is a boring place to live but stalking someone for 2 days (which he did for 2 days) is kind of annoying I probably would of added him if he wasn't so weird and stalkish (yeah stalkish isn't a real word but in my world it is) a friend of mine said maybe he was into you. Who knows, I have been hit on by guys and allot of people say I have a nice voice over the phone and on the mic. My last job also thought I had a good voice since they made me read to the Supervisor’s and Judges on a daily 1 to 2 hour session while they napped next to me. (Just a little weird maybe this Gamer was into me, I don’t know. Sorry SHREWd but I don't cross swords I'm as straight as they come. Then I thought maybe this guy is some really lonely kid who lives in the desert and really needs friends to talk too. Who knows and who cares, I just know that he won't be on my friends list anytime soon, gamers like that I stay far and far away from like stalking X girlfriends. Too much drama!

When Did Uno Become X-rated!?!

I just finished writing my 4^th book and now waiting for one of my children’s book to become an App for the itunes, I have been playing more Xbox lately at night.  I've been killing tons of peeps in Gears of Wars 3, and in Halo 4 Pwning noobs in Black Ops 2 and Madden 13.

(Come on people give me a challenge is there anyone out there worthy?)

When I get bored I usually smoke tag people that leads to people crying and giving me a bad-rating cause I'm considered unsportsman like. On Black Ops 2 I run around with the noob tube for all the camping snipers. So this leads to the next thing, I learned while playing Xbox is that there are many and I really mean many shit talkers and cry babies playing the game Gears of Wars and Call of Duty games. I kid you not, I never met so many shit talkers in my life, not only do you find shit talkers and whiners but you also find the most racist people on earth on Xbox live. Me, It doesn't really bother me, but after awhile it gets annoying so I move on to other games. Don't get me wrong Gears and COD are very good games with awesome visuals and addicting, but way too many bitches that complain for the stupidest reasons.
A friend of mine told me I should change it up and play Uno. Uno? I liked that card game when I was a kid, so yeah of course I went to play it online on Xbox. Of course my friend didn't tell me what exactly happens after dark in the Uno realm. My first Saturday night playing Uno I had this 9 yrs. old boy jerking off to his video cam calling everyone in the room faggots cause we were looking at him. I left the room and went to another but sure enough this annoying kid would join the room once again jerking off. I had little girls show me their tits. I'm not lying. I had woman ask if I was single or married. I asked what’s the difference. If I was single I only get tits flashed on my screen, but if I was married I get their kitty flashed. I wonder what I would get if I told them I was Lost? I had men ask if they could come over and suck my dick, ladies asking if I would like to see them suck their dogs dick. Is this the new Uno evolution in today's world? When in the hell did Uno become that game? My 5 year old daughter ask if she could play Uno on my Xbox. HELL NO almost came screaming from my lips instead I went to target and bought my daughter a pack of cards (much safer). One more thing if your going to show me your tits, make sure their not drooping down to your knees, that's a really big turn off. So if you’re bored and have nothing to do on a Friday or Saturday night, and you’re into that kinky shit. Uno in the Xbox 360 live world is the place for you. As for me, I'll stick with the cry babies on Gears and COD I would play HALO but everyone knows that game is like Laser tag. No skill to play that game. Jump, melees shoot. Wow? How boring?  I’m glad that Bioshock is coming out very soon.

"A New Race?"

Working in Pasadena can be interesting at times. Today I'm working on a over budget movie that went straight to video...(Time Cop 2) I think it would of had Theater time if Jean Claude Van Damme would of been in it. Our location for today is the Green hotel off Dayton st. I go down to the basement to use the restrooms that is pretty creepy; I mean the hotel itself was pretty creepy. But it's as if there was another town below this old structure. Walking down this darken corridor I come across 11 wooden coffins, so the first thing that comes to mind is " okay does Dracula reside in this place?" When I see the building site rep back above I decide to ask him about the coffins down below in the basement.

SITE REP: Those coffins down below are for when our clients pass away. We stick the bodies in the coffins that purify their soul so they can still have best of both worlds.

ME: Huh?

SITE REP: They're soul will be in the after life yet also wondering around in our hotel.

(BLING!! Story idea... It's liked a gift I can't control)

ME: That's kind of weird; I don't think I would ever stay in a hotel like that.

SITE REP: Well you wouldn't be able to stay anyways; you’re not the right race.

ME: What do you mean not the right race, I seen your maids cleaning today, they seem to be Mexican.

SITE REP: No silly, you have to be gay or lesbian to be a resident at this facility.

ME: Okay, when did gay's and lesbians become their own race? Did I miss something?

SITE REP: When society X'd us out of their way of life.

(Jerry Springer, I just found your next guest)

SITE REP: Your cute, would you ever consider a man in your life?

ME: I'm already gay.

The Site Rep's eyes open up with anticipation.

SITE REP: Really?

ME: Yes. I'm a lesbian trapped in a guy's body.

SITE REP: Heterosexual humor, cute Asshole!

The Site Rep walks away back to the film crew.

Sorry guys, but I just love woman.