Sex in Hollywood

Ever since this whole scandal with Kristen Stewart and the Director of the Snow White movie has been out in the open for everyone. People are acting as if this is the first time Sex in Hollywood has happened. But it hasn’t. This has been going on for years and years. I worked in Hollywood running a security team and I even wrote a book about it called “Life After Wrap” and in my book I talk about all the crazy things that go on during a Film set, and sex is one of them.

I even talked about the organization out there for woman who are arm candy to many celebs and Producers in Hollywood. The main lady tells her girls to make sure they have 2 kids before they turn 35 so that way they are secured with alimony when their husbands turn them in for younger arm candy. What started off small turned into over 80 members when I last talked with the lady who by the way gets a commission from the girls for her advice. This is back in 2007 so you can only imagine how many more members joined.

Sex and weird sex fetishes happen all the time on set, just no one talks about it or it gets leaked in hopes of getting some money in return. I’ve been to parties where I seen Major Actors in huge Hollywood Blockbuster hits having sex with men while their wife is upstairs having a thrill time being chained to six partners all having sex. I kicked out celebs from certain parts of the houses were I was told to keep everyone out by the owner having sex. I was even driven up to Sacramento to make sure this big super star Actor would not get caught by his wife and paparazzi over a 3-day weekend. Next to drugs, Sex is everywhere on a film set. I myself had some encounters with celebs on set. (If you read my book you know what I’m talking about) I’m not even that good looking yet here I was with one of the hottest girls on TV for FOX.

There are many reasons why people keep busy in Hollywood, what’s that saying: “It’s not who you know but who you blow” Others call it the Casting couch. Me, I call it being lonely. You work over 60 to 79 hours a week, which equals no life. And if your spouse is not around then who else is going to satisfy your sexual need? There’s no excuse no mater what for cheating but I seen it happen all the time on set. But everyone knows that Production romance don’t last, it’s rare that if it does.

I hate when people who cheat use the excuse “I was lonely” I always say if you’re lonely then buy yourself a dog.

I can go on and on about the many sex stories I came across from working in Hollywood and doing jobs that no one else that was trusted to do so. I could talk about the this one Producer, huge in Hollywood who likes to play dead in a casket while having young girls fuck the shit out of him while he’s laying there playing dead. I could talk about the Actors that like to dress in animal costumes not your hot maid or candy stripper nurse costume but costumes that are straight out look like Smokey the Bear or Woodsy owl.  There’s a zipper down below which allows them to have their sexual encounter while dressed in the costume. It’s a really big thing among the sexual fetish. I remember being on set and this attractive assistant kept looking at me. She was sizing me up. When wrap came around she asked if I try on this Bear suit. Me not thinking about tried it on. The suit seems to be a perfect fit for a fat guy like me. The Assistant tells me I’m perfect for her boss. Not sure what she meant till she fully explained She wanted me to go to her boss’s house this older popular Actress wearing this Bear outfit while I fuck her and let her husband an other known Popular Actor watch us while he jerks off. I would have been compensated $1500 for my time.

There was a time I was working on Tobey Maguire’s movie at his house, one night I see this older lady who wanted to take me back to her house cause she was lonely that night, not to mention drunk. At first I didn’t recognize her but when I did I remember her from movies and she had just started her TV show with her being the host.

Of course sex just doesn’t happen with stars but also in locations you work in. I remember blogging about the old couple who wanted me to join them in their sexual fantasies of a Gardner raping his wife. Now when I say old I mean this couple was in their late 70’s.

I even had someone who loved my security book so much that they jerk off to it when they are feeling lonely. I don’t think I talk too much about sex in my book but I guess enough for someone to like it in that way. Do I feel weird knowing that someone is jerking off to my book at night? It does, just glad I don’t have to hear about details as I did with many people on set. Or see it myself in person.

With the whole Kristen Stewart, it’s going to happen. It does happen like I said earlier in this post; many celebs just don’t get caught. The ones that do are done in a way to hurt their career or someone wants money from them. Hollywood secrets are let out all the time, it’s just about do you really believe it or not. There’s a lot more going on in Hollywood than just Glamour.

"Off The Shelf Catering Food Reveiw"

Ive been on many Film sets and tasted some of the best and worst foods ever from the catering truck. Today's commercial shoot we have "Off the Shelf" catering. The guy's that work for comapny are all very cool and nice guys. I remember this catering to be very good, so you can imagine my excitement when I seen them pull up in the morning. The excitement didn't last too long, the food I remember them serving a couple of years ago didn't match up to the food they served. Now the Breakfast was outstanding, my breakfast sandwich was awesome, the toasted sourdough bread with the melted cheese and eggs, thick slices of ham just made the sandwich so delicious. Second day I had the Huevos Rancheros.. eggs, fried corn tortilla, black beans , cheese and half of an avacado topped with salsa. It was supurb! And lets not forget the freshly baked cinammon rolls, they were to die for! When it came to lunch you could understand my puzzlement when my food looked like a work of art rather than the mouth watering food they served a few years ago. The small portions of FOO FOO dish they were serving left not just myself hungry afterwards but many of the crew members starving for more. One day I had the Chicken Pasta which didn't really have any chicken. It had more pasta and mushrooms. Did you guys buy 1 pound of chicken and cut it up to little pieces to stretch it out for the whole crew? The chicken I did taste had more of a lunch meat type of chicken flavor. There were two giant pieces of Asparagus topped with tons of Sprouts which looked more like Clover leafs. The best part of this meal was the Garlic bread. The bread was just crunchy with a fresh garlic buttered middle. Excellent!. The next day I tried the BBQ chicken, which looked more like shredded beef. The chicken had a smoke taste to it but not even the over doing of celantro was going to save the taste. Then again maybe it was mushy so no one would notice the tasteless Mac and Cheese that was hiding underneath the messy so callled bbq chicken. The two combinations did not make a great taste, who ever told you they would, they lied to you. This day more than half of the crew ate out, when asked why, their response was "At least you know what your eating when you go to fast food joints" I agree, I'm still not sure what exactly I ate from your lunch menu's. Whatever happened to the Grill and actually BBQ real chicken and not process shit? Your FOO FOO plates seem to be your trying to impress fellow Producers to maybe invest in a FOO FOO Restaurant. Save that for private parties and bring back the awesome food you once served a couple of years ago. Many stomachs will thank you and toilets will also thank you. 

Update

Thought I would give everyone an update of what i have been doing lately. Well for one, I'm thinking of doing Kickstarter to help finish paying for the 2nd childrens book of "Adventures of One Sock". I emailed the Artist and hopefully a cover art will be available very soon. Also lately I have been working on the 2nd part to my security book "Life After Wrap", there's a lot more going into this book so if you like the 1st book your going ot love the 2nd part. 

I also completed my book trailer for "Life After Wrap" for those of you who have yet to check it out here's the link:

http://youtu.be/1r9tqyUnmOM

I will be making another trailer for "Life After Wrap" and a book trailer for "Adventures of One Sock", stay tuned for more into.

I have writing scripts lately and have submitted two of my scripts on the Amazon Studio page:

"The Flock"

http://studios.amazon.com/projects/1667

And 

"Death By Dawn"

http://studios.amazon.com/projects/9634

Also been writing short stories and working on another script. I'm also thinking of putting "Adventures of One Sock" into ebook form next month.

For all of you who have been asking when Im pposting another blog from my adventures in Hollywood, one will be up very soon. Til then everyone...

Script Writing

Before I wrote two books "Adventures of One Sock" and "Life After Wrap" I used to write many short stories and even scripts. A few years back I used to ghost write (writing for pay and no credit) before I lost contact with my connection. It's weird seeing movies on the big screen knowing that you wrote it and only got paid a few thousand dollars. But lately I have been getting more into my screenplay writing. I posted 2 of them which you can view and read at Amazon Studios:

http://studios.amazon.com/users/9069

If you do get the chance to read my scripts please leave a comment on my Amazon Studio page. Right now I have been busy finishing up my 2nd part to the "Life After Wrap" series. You can keep updated with my progress on Twitter: @securityfiles.

Til then everyone.....

Karate Kid

It's a nice clear night but no matter how nice of a night it is walking down Grand ave in Downtown LA still doesn't make it look so great. We just finished a scene up on 2nd  and Grand. One of the lead actresses from the TV show "PROFILER" doesn't feel like taking a shuttle back to basecamp so myself and the 2nd 2nd walk her back to base camp. I guess she felt that she isn't needed for another hour, so why not work out lunch which we had an hour ago. I didn't really get a chance to enjoy my lunch since mine was taken over by these huge cat size rats that roam these streets. ALLY  (actress) talks to us about buying her son  a gift for his upcoming birthday. She asks what I think. I say a toy would be great. Heck what do I know about kids, I don't have any. Buy a toy  and Happy meal for a kid and they should be happy. (Later down the road I found out that isn't true)

We walk down the street and coming up to this trendy restaraunt that always has alot of people outside smoking or waiting for a table to clear. I notice these 2 really good looking athletic blondes pointing at my actress. Must be fans of the show. We get closer and start passing the restaraunt when one of the blonde girls jumps in front of us screaming waving what look like a knife at the time to Ally.

GIRL: I'm going to kill you!

Without thinking I step in front of my actress.

NOTE: (Back then I would jump in and do the whole bodyguard as if my Actor was the President. But now days if your an asshole I'm going to wait til you get punched in the face or stabbed before I risk my life for you. Some Actors just take way advantage and care very less about us who watch their backs.)

The girl starts waving this knife around, I move in and shove the girl who loses her balance and falls to the ground very hard. It also didn't help that this girl was wearing really high high heels. The other girl gets right in front of me.

GIRL 2: You asshole! We were just fucking around!

ME: Yeah, well it's not funny.

ALLY: You girls realize that it's a crime to stalk an Actor now days?

GIRL 2: I'll show you what stalking is bitch!

The girl charges for Ally. Ally goes behind me and grabs my arms and uses me as a shield to defend off this girl. I know I'm a big boy but come on this is riddiculous. Now as for the second girl, well she wasn't wearingany  high heels it was more like Keds sneakers. She was well balanced and focused that she starting kickboxing me. This girl is dodging and weaving throwing punches and kicks.

(Who does this chick think she is Chuck Norris?!?)

I'm trying to duck and weave myself but it's kind of hard when my Actress is holding my arms behind me. I look to the 2nd 2nd for maybe he might either pull off Ally or at least try to stop the girl from making me a punching bag. Nope instead I see the 2nd 2nd running down the street screaming for Production. (why he didn't use his walkie, is still a mystery to me)

I finally free my arms from Ally and accidently (Um, yeah I'll use accidently) elbow the girl in the face. She hits the floor and her mouth starts to bleed. I busted up her lip pretty badly. During this whole fiasco, the Valet guys for the restaraunt are laughing at this whole scene. Well all but one who actually did something. Nope he didn't get the Manager instead he went to get the girls family. Family indeed these girls were part of a party that were celebrating her Boyfriends possible NFL draft. The boyfriend was a huge player over at UCLA. Did I mention he had other football friends who are just as big as he is with him tonight?

BOYFRIEND: (taking off his sport jacket) You are so fucking dead. You cheese Dick!

(not only can white men can't  jump, they can't give a good insult)

ME: Bring it on Bitch!

(okay the adrenilene was pumping thru me, not exactly the right choice of words to use)

The other Jocks and father and Uncles and brothers start to loosed their ties and take off their jackets as well.

(Okay I said bring it on bitch not bitches.  I'm a dead man)

Before I was made into the parties Pinata I hear sirens behind me, I turn around and see our on duty officers pulliing up.

 (okay I know we have over 16 off duty officers on set tonight. Where the fuck are they?)

 I see Production running down to us Drivers jumping out of passenger vans. The calvary has arrived.

The fathers of the girls wanted to press charges on me for the twisted ankle and busted lip and teeth I gave the girls. Production threatened them, for assualting their Actress for this huge TV show of theirs. I was told by the boyfriend if he ever runs into me He's going to fuck me so hard my family in Mexico is going to feel it. ( I don't think i even have family in Mexico) I later see the boyfriend on tv playing for the NFL and ran into him at a party where I had to pull of a Macguiver escape. (That's a different story)  Production paid for the girls bill and even for the parties food that night. The knife the girl was waving around turn out to be a butter knife. As for me, I didn't get any thanks from Production for saving one of their stars. Instead I was hushed away over to crew parking for the remaining days I worked on this show where no one would see me. I did however get a big thank you basket from Ally:)

At least somebody cared.

Book Giveaway!

I'm giving away a copy of my security book "Life After Wrap" to one lucky reader! Now you DON"T have to follow or like this page or like that page, nope this is a simple and fun giveaway. To enter, you have to tell me a story about your job in the comments. It can be funny scary, sad so many ways to show off your creativity. You can draw a cartoon strip, write it down, take a picture whatever  you can do to tell your story. This giveaway will be going for a week and on Saturday April 7th. I will be announcing the winner! One thing that I do ask is for the winner post a pic of them holding my book so I can post on my Facebook.com/lifeafterwrap page. So once again just tell your story in the comments and enjoy your week! You can also choose whether you would like a signed copy from me or an ebook version of "Life After Wrap". Good Luck!

"LIfe After Wrap" are true tales of my 15 years running a security team for movie sets in Hollwood. Ever wonder what goes on behind the scenes on a movie set? Now you can read about it!

"LA Story"

Today should be a fun day. I'm working on the movie "LA Story" With Steve Martin. I've enjoyed his movies and thin he's a really funny guy. When I arrive at set I'm told that I'll be wwatching Steve Martin and his group. Today was a good day. I meet up with the AD.

AD: Mr. MArtin this is Rj, the guard that's going to be following you and your party around for the day.

Steve Martin continues talking with his assistant and pays no attention to me. The AD walks away. I stand there ready to move when he is. Martin finally notices me.

MARTIN: Okay first thiings first. Don't look at me, don't talk to me, don't talk about me. If you need to talk to me, talk to my assistant and my assistant will pass the message to me and vice versa. If were crossing the street don't look both ways cause if I'm crossing the street then most likely the street on myside is clear to cross.

ME: You want me to watch you but I can't look at you?

Steve Martin walks away over to his assistant who he brings back to me.

MARTIN: I think my guard is broken. I told him not to talk to me and he did. Can you explain to him what I mean, and if that doesnt seem to correspond in that dome of his then maybe Production should get us a translater in Spanish to explain this in more detail.

(Okay 2 things. 1. I'm going to bitch slap this old fuck by the end of the day. 2. I just realized that hollywood isn't as glamurous as I thought it was. 3. I'm so not supporting this movie when it comes out in the movie theaters. Okay so that was 3 things)

I play his little game but by lunch I can't take anymore of his insults and little games, so they decide to switch me to crew parking. I rather be doing nothing and getting paid for than eating shit from an asshole and getting paid for it. Then again I was told the reason why they switched me out is because I didn't get the Assistant their lunch. Sorry but I'm Friggin Security not a Production Assistant!!